The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
Get the Wet paper towelmug. When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.
After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”
by stewartave January 21, 2022
Get the High papermug. by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017
Get the Toilet papermug. Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》mug. Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.
There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket
by Drexl69 February 14, 2010
Get the Brown Paper Basketmug. by Rylee Willis and Summer Jamaso June 8, 2018
Get the Ayour Papermug.