fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017

pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 7, 2010

moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013

pant juice

1. The residue left behind by an unsatisfied erection
2. The stains left by a handjob
3. The semen produced by a guy who jizzes in his pants

Lindsey likes to sniff guys when they walk by for the aroma of pant juice.

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009

Don's Pants

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.

Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!

by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020