Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

weirdo pants

a term used to describe someone who is being weird. essentially the person is wearing a weird pair of pants making them a weirdo.

p: why don't u just reply to the comment
j: because i want to reply here
p: ok weirdo pants

by lecrackin November 24, 2017

Yogurt pants

When shmegma leaks through your trousers.

Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!

by Tunod81 May 9, 2021

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020

flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn May 19, 2018

small in the pants

A man with a small penis.

Fez: What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.
Michael Kelso: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants.

by GNR1987 April 21, 2014