cool story dad

What you say to your father when he starts babbling

Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.

by rek-cram February 25, 2011

old grand dad

a wonderful brand of wiskey. great taste and gets you hammered

man that old grand dad last night kicked my ass.

by an alcoholic October 23, 2005

Left 4 Dad

When your girlfriend leaves you for your own, or someone elses father

Dude i just got Left 4 Dad

by scarneck1 March 2, 2009

kyles dads knees

A useless item. Something completely broken. Also not able to be fixed under any circumstances.

John: hey man I bought this new motor the other day and the gas tank is a 46 gallon fish tank man!

Bill: sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

John: shut up you couldnt afford it dude youre as broke as kyles dads knees.

Bill: yeah man i guess ur right.

by RickyRips January 31, 2018

rad dad goals

a phrase, usually used as a hashtag, that expresses admiration for another person's father

"OMG, her dad just made a pun! he is rad dad goals"
"#raddadgoals"

by lescoffeebeans March 7, 2015

Resting Dad Face

The face a dad makes toward his kids no matter his emotions

That guy definitely has resting dad face

by Rebel king December 10, 2020

my dad left

same.

person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies

by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022