Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon

Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"

by Imkubo November 17, 2023

Jordan Soffer

A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.

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by JDog1029 May 6, 2013

Jordan

A beautiful girl. She is very kind and sweet. She is funny too.

Man, that girl jordan is beautiful.

by HL2862 April 20, 2018

Jordan

Crazy motherfucker. Posted up 24/7 in the kratom fort. They call him the horse in the field

1: Jordans in the field again in his kratom fort.
2: As expected.

by WEADSMOKERR January 7, 2022

Jordan

You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.

“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos”

by Jordantacos7 September 23, 2019

jordan

a jordan is the most amazing person ever. he is sweet, caring, loving, and the funniest guys ever. he is popular, yet doesn’t get into trouble. he is smart and gets all a’s. when u need someone, u come to him and he helps u anytime u need it. if u ever meet a jordan don’t get him upset with u and never let him go.

i was really upset and i talked to jordan and i feel a lot better

by <3 ;))) February 6, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.

Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.

by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022