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dirty shed

Used to describe the state of a woman’s vaginal area.
Look at Greta over there! I bet she’s got a right dirty shed”
by Redbaron January 4, 2020
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Dirty Jaydan

A Dirty Jaydan is the act of fucking an air conditioner, letting the semen into the vents and turning it on to spread the smell around the room.
I saw this guy doing a Dirty Jaydan in his classroom as a school prank.
by Fuckah April 27, 2020
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Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013
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Dirty henri

The act of shitting in a bucket before chasing a hoe down the street.
'Damn, did he really just pull a Dirty Henri?'
by cancelldabbing2020 November 26, 2020
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Dirty Shams

The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.
Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?

Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.

Guy 1: Luckky
by gigidygigidy69 April 16, 2021
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dirty horgan

while having sex a “dirty Horgan” will shit all over the face of his/her partner, the partner will continue to eat the secreted stool and they will repeat this process 7-8 times. Dirty horgan’s also like to lick their partners genitalia until they cry of joy.
“That dirty horgan he made me eat his shit!”
by hunky.boy42 April 24, 2020
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dirty thein

When you slap your meat on a bald person head with windex while saying your a lemon. you may also do this while doing your math homework with a spicy twist, you have cum all over your face and you must write blindly
Yesterday night i was studying in the library and i had to do the dirty thein!
by Gotm_oof October 10, 2017
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