Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
Get the Dirty Sankamug. When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag
by JJ Sie September 25, 2021
Get the dirty Siemersmug. A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 13, 2012
Get the Dirty Insurgentmug. When a guy traps another guy in their room and proceeds to not allow them to leave until they either have sex with them or engage in a sexual act/acts.
Reggie: Hey what happened to Keiran?
Rudra: I heard Andrey pulled a Dirty Andrey on him.
Reggie: Oh god, that's disgusting.
Rudra: I heard Andrey pulled a Dirty Andrey on him.
Reggie: Oh god, that's disgusting.
by Keiran B May 23, 2022
Get the Dirty Andreymug. To do anal but as soon as you're about to cum you tell her to open her mouth for a facial and to close her eyes but instead shit on her face while cumming
by Stoutism April 13, 2020
Get the Dirty Shwafmug. by UrbanCougar69 July 10, 2016
Get the dirty splittermug. A dirty dubstepper may refer to
a. tone deaf meathead mutants who frequent electronic shows for drugs and dubsluts
b. fuckin kids who search the crowd for drugs in their florescent get ups
c. that couple in front of you at the show who keeps falling back on you because they're so fucked up they don't even know where they are
a. tone deaf meathead mutants who frequent electronic shows for drugs and dubsluts
b. fuckin kids who search the crowd for drugs in their florescent get ups
c. that couple in front of you at the show who keeps falling back on you because they're so fucked up they don't even know where they are
Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! You got any rolls?
Hippie: No. Put your shirt back on you fuckin' dirt.
Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! Look at that sexy ass bitch!
Hippie: Yeah she's pobably pushin 16, you fuckin dirt.
Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! I cross trained for three hours before the show, I'm so loose right now its crazy!
Hippie: Get. The fuck. Away from me. You dirty ass dubsteper.
Hippie: No. Put your shirt back on you fuckin' dirt.
Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! Look at that sexy ass bitch!
Hippie: Yeah she's pobably pushin 16, you fuckin dirt.
Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! I cross trained for three hours before the show, I'm so loose right now its crazy!
Hippie: Get. The fuck. Away from me. You dirty ass dubsteper.
by WhoDough February 4, 2012
Get the Dirty Dubsteppermug.