Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

pagan time

Pagans live by Pagan time, that is, they are anywhere from 15-60 minutes late to all events. Pagans are notorius for not paying attention to the clock. Time is considered it to be to "constrictive".

Sorry were late...Pagan time in full effect!

by The Tipsy Druid January 13, 2014

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

Waste on the time

An expression in Modern Hebrew meaning that something is extremely fantastic or cool. Ironically, the meaning of this expression is the exact opposite of a former expression that meant that something is so bad it would be a waste of time regarding it at all.

Did you see this Kusit ("good looking girl" in Modern Hebrew). She looks waste on the time.

by Kalisky May 13, 2005

It's Grumpin Time

The Catchphrase of Epic Grumpyre from My Singing Monsters.

"The Shadow Elemental can hear even the most hushed lip-smacking of any Monster enjoying Treats, and particularly loves to mutter the catchphrase, "It's Grumpin time," as it enjoys a late night snack of its own."

by Jack the Weirdo Thing August 14, 2022

Chill-time

That time of the day where you finally get to rest and cool off

Man... I ain't got no chill-time, gotta keep hustling 24/7.

by K Supreme December 22, 2018

Tommy Time

Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.

Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.

by The real Tommy May 24, 2018