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sex is like math:

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs
and pray that you dont multiply
i like math
and my math teacher told me that sex is like math when he kept me back from school
by thatcreep that lives next door September 26, 2019
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what kind of perverted, sick person are you to look up sex on urban dictionary?
Person 1- I am going to look up sex on the internet!
Person 2- Eww! Pervert!
by emilyfields290 August 1, 2013
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[sex]

1) a common past time

2)ANY BODY WHO IS READING THIS IS PERVERTED (i will admit it is way fun but seriously)
mary had sex with a carebear. screw the examplesex. Damn these things have so many rules. "sex" sex
by (empty) December 31, 2008
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sex

Instead of saying wow that shit is cool.

i say damn thats sex!!
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Sex

A gender of some sort.
"LoL mY sEx Is A tOaStEr."
"OmG iKr!"
by ●Ohmagodabagle● April 6, 2019
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Ya know what? Heres the real question. Why the fuck did you look this up? You might have just wanted to learn but, seriously? Thats creepy af. I must admit though, searching up weird things on the Urban Dictionary is pretty fun.
Daniel: Damn man, i just had sex...
Jaxon: Why the fuck are you telling me this. I don't even know you.

Daniel: Well, this is awkward...
Jaxon: Yeah, no shit sherlock
by ThatOneWeirdPerson July 5, 2016
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akdlnfbfeqktiou4giyvgjb njlki8uy7gutfhv cant describe it OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that bootys so big MMMMHHHHH OOOOOOO that ASSSSS SO BIG mmmh EVEN THAT PUSSYYYYY MMMMMMMH
dzsdfghjkl,mnhgfc bnmkiuygv cant even descibe it hmm sex...
by Jose Ramos.... April 22, 2020
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