merkmaid man

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

by Dankmeemees May 20, 2017

Mans

Stop fucking saying mans. It’s one fucking person never say it again, it is a disgrace to English vocabulary so please, stop fucking saying mans

Her: I can’t wait to see my mans again😫

by Facts G April 15, 2018

smartest man in the universe

his name is rick sanchez he is from the popular adult swim show "rick and morty" also known as the rickest rick

summer:my grampa hes the smartest man in the universe

by yes<.> October 2, 2022

Spedo-man

A superhero that wears Speedos and is a pedo. If you need to find him, you know where he is, the public park

Ahhhhh it's spedo-man

by The spiderman September 19, 2018

a mans

A man or female that has their shit together; career, appearance, attitude, health, and life. They radiant dominant alpha energy. The biggest sign that you is a mans is that you know it and don't need others to tell you. Your confidence is contagious and makes you desirable. You also refer to someones significant other as a "mans" when they act up, or do something funny. BIG DICK ENERGYYYYYYYY

e.g.1

Becky: OMGGGG have you seen Chad,he sooooo hot!

Karen: Yes gurl, hes such a mans!

e.g. 2

Bro 1: your chick is acting crazy

Bro 2: whachuuu mean?

Bro 1: just get your mans b she out here wildinnnnn

by 1412bitch August 20, 2019

Man

A cruel creature that doesn't know Peace.

Damn, your man sucks ASS

by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021