Dirty Old Man

An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"

He's a dirty old man who likes them young

by Lexxii A May 21, 2024

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise. It was first coined by revolutionary Brandon Lawson from the Bay Area in a group message with Enoch Montes and Benny on twitter in the Fall of 2017. Brandon had typed in the words randomly to express his surprise when Enoch brought it up that the phrase was of use.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018

Man-naize

When your man juices congeal to a custardy substance and it gits all thick like mayonnaise.

Yo, J'nielle! Dat dime was so poppin last nite dat I couldn't even make it. My man-naize got all over her belly.

by Joe876543 October 12, 2013

L mans

Typically when your friend does something lame or borderline bro code?

“I saw him talking game to yo girl, he’s a L Mans for that”

by Duck head Larry October 27, 2021

The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Beta Man

Darragh ”Hammerhead” McGuiness. The definition of a lost-cause loser. Typically a fall from grace. Peaks at 13.

Darragh is such a beta man.

by Jay Cartwright 2022! May 4, 2022

The man from Mars

The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.

If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!

by The.Man.From.Mars November 23, 2021