Boonk gang whole lotta gang shit

Say this when you are stealing something.

You: steal something.
You: boonk gang whole lotta gang shit!

by justinlu0823 September 3, 2019

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

old enough to shit old enough to hit

just a funny saying. only to be used at th.e right time.

how bout, old enough to shit old enough to hit

by Diggitty March 23, 2011

boonk gang whole lotta gang shit

When ya wit ur girl and she be asking for some dumb shit then you gotta get up like "O shit gotta roll"

Caleb: "Damn girl that head was good as fuuuu-"
Kate: "Hol up nigga I ain't done wit you yet ;)"
Caleb:"Oh hell nah! Uh.. BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT"

by Mr. 34 July 31, 2017

shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

by aaron January 23, 2005

Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.

Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!

by Bojo183926 August 18, 2021

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015