Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009

Lonely mans

Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes

Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans

by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018

cotton candy man

When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie

Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie

by Stephanie august June 4, 2021

fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

man kegal

An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.

EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.

JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.

HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?

by kegal entertainment January 16, 2014