small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?

Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

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Revered as a man

That's what it's all about.

Hym "Tucker wants to be revered as a man... But he hasn't sacrificed his life! They want you to exalt them for fucking eachother, yet, I AM THE ONLY MAN BEING SACRIFICED HERE. Did he protect Mikayla Raines? Did he protect that Senator Melissa and her husband Mark? It doesn't look to me like he's holding up his end of the ✌️✊️✌️✊️most basic agreement✌️✊️✌️✊️ So, Tucker, if I tell the truth... And YOU LIE BY OMMISSION.... Which one of us goes to your God's heaven? Why should you be revered when the person who died to protect your wife didn't fuck your wife? Did Tucker suffer so that his piece of shit kids can used the AI I created to cheat on their homework and supplant their one mentally retarded minds? No! Because that's his religion. A sacrifice differed. The proceeds co-opted. It would be good and moral if it wasn't theft and human sacrifice."

by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

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