St. Michael's Interparochial School

An old rundown school located in downtown hell-hole Pensacola on Palafox and Jackson. Recently closed due to the retardedness of a principal who I will leave unnamed but we knew him simply as "K". St. Michael's School was opened before 1920 and closed in 2008. Rumors went around that it would become a preschool but my reliable sources confirmed to me that that was a lie for now

"Yo you ever heard of St. Michael's Interparochial School "

"You mean the run down piece of crap in Pensacola"

"That's the one"


"You here St. Michael's is closing down?"

"I f***in knew it! The Principal was a douche anyways."

by Cerdis November 2, 2008

The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts

One of the most prestigous colleges in the US. It is also known for having one of the most expensive application fees: $600. This school is primarily known to accept about 2-3 students who are highly qualified in the art of Jewels. Once done with their schooling, they all become jewelers.

"Oh man! I just got accepted to the Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts!"

"Jerks! I didn't get into The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts! Guess I'll just go to Hampshire!"

"Eff, I can't pay for the effin application fee to The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"I died at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"Let's GO!....The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"Would you like to go to a pants party at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts?"

by gens February 2, 2005

Mounds View High School

The school with 99% white people. The school has all fuckboys named either Josh or Alex. The sluts, I mean girls, I take that back I do mean sluts are all named either Lindsey or Jessica. It is full of a bunch of Republican pot heads with no culture living off of their parent’s money.

That kid is white and racist, ohhh he must be from Mounds View High School

by Anonymousgirl502 May 8, 2020

Olmsted Falls High School

It’s honestly not that bad. The people who wrote the other definitions are just negative peices of shit who literally do nothing but complain about how bad school is and choose to hang out with terribly toxic friends . They also don’t do any work and then complain about how hard school is. The school system isn’t bad at all. So honestly if you have a positive outlook actually try and don’t have shitty friends you’ll be fine.

Vape bro: dude my dads so pissed I have an F in Bio like fuck you Mrs.G what the hell

Decent person: haha yeah the homework last week was pretty light though.
Vape bro: hahaha omg fuck that I literally don’t do hw or study for this class lmao

Bitch: omg I hate my life my teacher dress coded me because she could see my nipple I’m gonna kill my self

Friend: I have suicidal thoughts I feel like people are so insensitive

Bitch: OMG HOW COULD THIS WORLD BE SO CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE LIKE WHO JOKES ABOUT SUICIDE

Olmsted Falls High School

by Mollypenis September 4, 2018

Laurel Ridge Middle School

Laurel Ridge Middle school is filled with rich kids or as so we hear from the Sherwood Middle School students on the daily. Laurel Ridge Middle school isn’t your average size school in fact it is smaller than most middle schools and the education is impeccable.

Person #1: I really hate my school, which Middle school do you go to?

Person #2: Sad to hear, I go to laurel Ridge Middle school

Person #1: Oh your one of them rich kids grosssssssssssss

by None75 June 14, 2018

St. Thomas high school

A place where the goofiest and realest niggaz go. They all got juuls and smoke dank shot all day.

Hey man that crazy kid goes to st. Thomas high school

by Cheeeezeee November 30, 2017

st george girls high school

best fucking school in the world, but with perverts as a brother school

those girls are so smart, they must be from st george girls

by sluts4ever February 26, 2005