Potato-Headed.

When someone looks like the parts of their face don't belong together, as if another person added random face pieces.

It looks like he's potato-headed.

by hiericas October 2, 2012

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

potatoe mom

A mother that resembles a potatoes.

Man , I dont want to hang out anymore . Your potatoe mom is always watching my every move.

by Jesse ebersole April 14, 2017

Pouch Potatoes

Nuts, Balls, Twins, Tanks, Boys, and all other forms of Mr. Chubby's friends
as coined on Grey's Anatomy

Ammon spends all his time fondleing his Pouch Potatoes in class, that's why he bombed it.

by Jonathan C Forbes May 24, 2008

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

Hot potato

A game where normally 3-5 people sit naked in a circle and pass around a flaming hot but plug and they play hot potato with it. Whoever loses has to shove it up their ass

John: Did y’all go to Jessica’s party last night

Mike: Yeah we played hot potato

by Big.Daddy.Dungus August 3, 2020