canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Canadian Snow Sled

A Canadian Snow Sled is when you cum on her belly then drag your dick through it down to her pussy before you put it in

She told me she wanted some Northern hospitality so I gave her a Canadian Snow Sled

by CrazyItalian December 6, 2020

canadian chilli dog

The act of penetrating the anus, follow by the vagina and finally finishing in the mouth (in this specific order).

Hooker: Canadian chilling dog, 500$. Canadian chilli dog and I eat the mayonnaise :550$

by I.R. Wheezel June 12, 2016

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

canadian friendly reach

The art of allowing a Canadian to give you a reach around in Canada.

"I was just in Canada, and I got a Canadian friendly reach "

by FruitSnacks2 September 21, 2017

Canadian Tongue Twister

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and he swivels around into 69. Syrup is optional.

Yeah I decided to switch it up in bed last night with the Canadian Tongue Twister.

by Bigman-6657 January 17, 2022

Canadian butt chug

when one takes serval white claws gets a big ass funnel shoves it up there butt and pours in the white claw and maple syrup

that was a cool Canadian butt chug

by @JigglyTits December 16, 2020