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J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.
"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"
by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008
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j*pan

"Japan", name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur "jap". Sometimes used ironically.
Why does this board have so weird censorship policy? I can't even spell J*pan right.
by lolmarx December 28, 2011
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J. Poe'd

The act of inserting a turkey baster filled with Pellegrino water up the ass of an unsuspecting girl during intercourse and discharging the baster hopefully causing simultaneous orgasm. For a similar result, see donkey punch.
Yo, dude, I J. Poe'd that girl last night!
by Jesus Ate My Ass June 16, 2010
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chris j

chris j is a fucking faggy racist white boy.
nigga claims hes black but hes so fucking pale
chris j is a fat nigga who doesnt shower
chris j seeks female validation by sexualizing girls
by realdraina4L May 14, 2022
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Briley J.

She is an amazing friend. Everyone wants to be around her. She is always there when you need her. She is SUPER pretty, nice, caring, motherly, funny, silly, etcbzb
If BrileyJ. Can’t Hang Out That Means That She Has So Many Other People Wanting To Hang Out With Her Because She’s So Great. Briley J.
by Jojoj73 August 23, 2019
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j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation
"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.
by metsoa September 18, 2010
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J belle

The most beautiful girl in the world. She loves to laugh and always loves to have a good time. She deserves to have the best boyfriend on earth. You could never meet her but still fall in love with. You couldn’t ask for anything better. She is the best best friend and girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
by NotDominickW April 13, 2020
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