Tony

The drippiest mf that exists (immense amounts of drip)

Bro look at Tony, he drippy asf

by Infeski_ September 14, 2021

Tony

An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth. The actual definition of, cute and the smoothest talker you'll ever meet and if he wants your number you give it to him and he's always buying you something nice or being polite.

All the ladies loooooove Tony

by Emily2001 November 20, 2021

Tony

Tony is real and is a person you can trust. Tony makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is not taken by a beautiful girl. tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Tony is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. Tony is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.

“Omg Tony is soooo smart”

by MyDixieEnormous October 27, 2021

Tony

Top man

My name is Tony

by MMACoach November 22, 2021

Pulling a Tony

Being a dick to your friends because you have low self-esteem

Dude stop pulling a Tony

I was just letting you know you're fat

by Asswhole August 13, 2014

Tony

A lying, immature man, incapable of love. A Tony is someone who tells you he loves you but only uses you for sex.

Don’t ever date a Tony.

by Jane7287 March 10, 2024

Tony

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.

Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.

Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"

Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."

Manager: "FML"

by Steenbean June 1, 2020