banana-product

Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).

Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.

by benny banana June 2, 2023

nasty banana

Going down on a guy after anal sex

Jane gave Dick a nasty banana when they were having sexual intercourse.

by TheToyMan April 28, 2016

banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest

Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon

by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016

Anna banana

The definition of a “pretty little, skinny little bitty ” person aka petite!
100% recommend👅👅👅

Get yourself an Anna banana

by Anna banana 👅 November 23, 2021

Banana McMuffin

The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag

After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin

by SULVANIA March 7, 2020

banana popsicle

Doesn't really mean anything other than what it is; but you can trick your innocent friends into thinking its really referring to a drug.

Emmy: I just had a banana Popsicle

Veronica: emmy, I don't think you know what that means do you?
Emmy: it means I just ate a banana Popsicle?
Veronica: emmy, banana Popsicle is street name for insert drug
Emmy: OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW

by 37chickenducks October 6, 2016

Mashing the Banana

a term used to describe the act of vigorously stroking the penis at a pace that generates a ‘mashing’ sensation. Also closely related to 'mashin the nana'.

Hey, where'd Cody go?
He's off Mashing the Banana no doubt.

by tripppers October 24, 2011