virgin eyes

The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.

Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.

by RazVper May 1, 2014

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

Ultra Virgin

A person will be a virgin till the day they die, even if there is an after life or the person is reborn again they will always be a virgin. They also know nothing about sex at all.

Rhys: Pussy feels like a cold bath!
Vanna: Stfu you haven't had sex before you Ultra Virgin!

by anonymous October 20, 2020

voodoo virgin

a person who has never eaten a voodoo doughnut before

I lost my voodoo virginity to cock and balls ;)

by angiebeeee November 10, 2010

Nude Virgin

A girl/boy whos never sent a nude before.

that hoe was a nude virgin until i met her!

by XxPussySlayerxX69 May 13, 2019

Harry Virgin

A person who has not read one Harry Potter book or seen one Harry Potter movie.

She didn't even know about Dumbledore; she's such a Harry Virgin! We should have a Harry marathon to de-virginize her!

by Kteacher July 14, 2011

virgin viper

Such a hardcore virgin that you strike out like a bowling alley

Damn Jj is such a virgin viper. He makes bad luck Brian look like a pimp

by 19bigpapa19 March 27, 2017