purple crape

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

by Snor 1 November 14, 2011

purple chihuahua

(n) the act of doing someone doggy-style and choking him/her until their face turns purple.

I heard Charles gave someone a Purple Chihuahua the other night.

by Commander Bob March 7, 2008

Purple people

A dumb idiot who did YouTube for like 2 months and realised he was shit

Purple people the worst youtuber

by Milk with me mum July 14, 2020

purple glue

Personally I’m a white glue stick fan but that’s alright. Dislike this page if your also a white glue stick fan but like it if your a purple glue fan :)

Person 1: I’M A PURPLE GLUE STICK FAN!1!!1!
PERSON 2: NOBODY CARES DUDE it’s 1 IN THE MORNING

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 3, 2021

Purple Haze

A song by Jimi Hendrix. Commonly misinterpretated that he was high when he wrote the song, but actually it was about a dream Jimi had that he was walking across the bottom of the ocean.

Purple Haze, all around

by Not sure, you tell me. August 21, 2010

Purple Diamond

sapphirical object that people injest at parties. can be sourced from such places as amsterdam or tanzania.

When tintin went to the pary he swallowed a purple diamond. He was mad out of his bean.

by Beermuff December 10, 2010

Purple Gurple

looks like the girimace mascot from macdonalds but is aroused sexualy by spoons and oranges or spoons stuck in oranges. Also rapes small children

oh no the purple gurple wants to rape me!!!!!!!

by elektro March 6, 2004