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Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.
Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.
by ollie twisted May 8, 2010
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Gay Punch

When a friend punches one of his close friends for making fun of him for differant reasons, usually involving his girlfriend.
Friend: Your girlfriend is a bitch, didn't she cheat on you?
Gay Puncher: Dude fuck you.
Friend: Don't worry, I'd forgive you if you did that.
*Douchebag hits Friend*
Friend: Dude, you didn't have to gay punch me.
by Chad G May 16, 2007
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steamroll punch

a Punch delivered to an area of the body with intense force, enough to knock out or cripple the opponent, with 1 punch
mike tyson gave steamroll punches to knock out opponents
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cock-punch

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.
He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch
by cockermaster July 25, 2012
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Punch in the mouth

A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen

Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen
Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!
by Steven Sargent September 26, 2006
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puter punch

to strike ones pussy with closed fist
shut up or your getting a puter punch
by mikenickey February 3, 2010
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finger punch

A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.
Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.
by Dermacus December 11, 2010
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