pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 7, 2010

V-Pants

V-Pants are just shorts. Short-sleeved shirts are called T-Shirts bc they look like a “T”. Short-“sleeved” pants are called V-Pants bc they look like an upside down “V”

Guy 1: what are you gonna wear to the game? It’s like 80 degrees out

Guy 2: just finna wear a t-shit and some v-pants

by jackedyack56 October 4, 2018

Jordie Pants

Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.

Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!

by hippiechick October 14, 2012

Schwasty pants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.

by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012

lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts

hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!

by ladpantshater October 10, 2019

francy pants

A charming Frenchman obsessed with the British man with caterpillar eyebrows.

A wild francy pants has appeared! Bring him to the Eiffel Tower and feed him some crossiants.

by Officer Hopps August 20, 2017

hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013