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Fake Weeb

Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021
mugGet the Fake Weebmug.

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining
"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"
by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017
mugGet the fake vomitmug.

Fake News

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
mugGet the Fake Newsmug.

fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit
he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
mugGet the fake shittermug.

Fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020
mugGet the Fake Jacobmug.

fake#2222

the fucking goat, this man gets all the egirls on discord and has esex with girls on a daily
by lilnicovert June 14, 2021
mugGet the fake#2222mug.

Fake couple

Two people who act like they are in a relationship for the gain or for the attraction they are missing.
James: I don't have a girlfriend and need love and cuddles
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple
by Jkkk45 July 6, 2020
mugGet the Fake couplemug.

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