fire king

Sid the sloth, after the events surrounding ice age 2/3 he henceforth became known as the 'fire king'

Fire king may also be used as a derogatory term in order to insult someone looking like a sloth

Look at Chris over there, munching eucalyptus like the fire king...

by EzioVonBigDicko November 29, 2013

cube king

A cube King is a GQ man who is working in cubical office community, or in a significantly vast office environment but his office space is insignificantly in the middle of the room. Everyone knows him from around the water cooler...for his metrosexism...his being suave...debonair...an over achiever for his enviroment...

The cube King couldn’t wait to get out of cubical hell for the week end.

yeah... the cube King got bonuses and won the company trip again.

by jagged charlotte March 28, 2008

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

nipple king

The lord of Nippleoplious the mightest empire in the 69 kingdoms people fear the might of the Nipple King the man who sits upon the throne of Nipples fear him and all of his glory

"I AM THE NIPPLE KING!"

by Cel135 November 25, 2017

King of Stools

Someone who takes a lot of shits.

He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

Sneaker king

There are many sneaker heads and people who are interested in sneakers, but the SNEAKER KING is J-STAR

Rylee: hey J-STAR I like your shoes they look like moon boots!

J-STAR: thanks! You already know I’m THE SNEAKER KING!

by The sneaker king October 20, 2022

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017