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me: i fucking hate jersey!!
other person: wtf is wrong with you twink?
by gage1 April 24, 2023
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Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.
Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"
by BrosefTheBroLord May 18, 2015
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Jersey right

Making three left turns in order to go right.
To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)
by phon3guy October 3, 2022
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Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.
It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.
by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023
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The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 4, 2007
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A wonderful township, with a vibrant, diverse, and affluent population, and wonderful schools, direct transit and an easy commute to NYC, and much more. Also, very expensive.
I enjoy living in Millburn Township, New Jersey
by Mr. Polite September 1, 2022
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New Jersey Volcano

First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.
Last night my girl gave me a New Jersey Volcano.
by Tango47 September 29, 2022
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