sit-anjo band

a band composed of banjos and sitars.

person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.

by hollybananas June 28, 2010

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016

mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

by chicostikk August 31, 2011

Big Cucumber Band

A band that makes music for porn videos.

Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.

Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.

by Tobycatz April 2, 2010

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

NASA Brass Band

The rare occurrence where two males engaged in docking are simultaneously being stimulated via the art of tromboning

At the orgy, Pete and John were trying out a new docking technique and two random blokes started tromboning them at the same time! That's a real NASA Brass Band event!

by Tortillera September 30, 2013