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Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.
Hey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

“Sure, I’ll grab the wings!”
by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019
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Spew Dragon

When someone becomes so physically intoxicated that they are going to projectile vomit all over the present company. All endangered parties must together pick up that person and collectively hurl them through the air so that they look like a dragon who breathes spew instead of fire, laying waste to the villages below.

A spew dragon is further accomplished if the high flyer believes that they are actually flying and spreads their arms like majestic dragon wings.
Oi Donnie, you wouldn't believe it, on Saturday night I went to a party and almost got killed by a spew dragon! It desecrated all within its path.
by Turnipsoup October 25, 2014
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The Gagging Dragon

The performance of fellatio on a male by a female meth-head who is missing her two front teeth. Properly performed, the female smokes a large hit of meth off of a meth pipe, places the man’s penis between her upper canines, exposing them like dragon fangs as the man’s penis fills the gap where her front teeth should be; the female then sticks out her tongue and performs deep-throat oral sex until she gags, while breathing meth smoke out of her nostrils the entire time.
Old Jimmy got caught driving his wrecked Jeep Grand Cherokee by a state trooper, with his cousin Tammy giving him the gagging dragon.
by Robocop1986 June 16, 2021
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Blue Dragon

An underrated masterpiece of an RPG created by Mistwalker and released in December of 2006 exclusively to the Xbox 360. It follows the story of 3 kids, a yellow midget, and a half-naked merc chick going around their world to kill an old blue guy named Nene, who has been committing various acts of terrorism all across the planet for the past decade. Their journeys grant them the ability to use Shadows, and they use them to smash Megamind's great-great grandfather's face in, then they have to deal with his pet alien frog, named Deathroy, who reveals himself to be a literal weapon of mass destruction.

In 2007 they made a mediocre anime based around said game that many people are nostalgic about.
Person: Any good games I should play?
Person 2: There's this one about Goku trying to kill Megamind called Blue Dragon.
Person 1: *plays it for 2 hours* Aaaaannnnd this is my life now.
by The Fucking Mailman January 1, 2021
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steelmatic dragon

Steelmatic Dragon is hella gay
by NotChes November 7, 2018
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Kissing The Dragon

The act of pressing your lips on the coils of your vape while holding down the ignition switch.
Hey bro, Lookout! You didn't put your cover back on your vape...dude you almost ended up Kissing The Dragon.
by CakeTheOtter October 31, 2021
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Broken Dragon

An event that takes place while smoking in which someone laughs during a drag and it results in the person violently exhaling and coughing
Man I told a hilarious joke to my friend and got him to Broken Dragon
by JWatson1999 June 26, 2020
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