by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023
Get the bar-child mug.This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners
"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020
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When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.
Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023
Get the Child blind mug.fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.
by Snappy fish October 11, 2021
Get the scary child mug.An almost-sacrilegious title for someone whose presence feels divine and untouchable; a person whose warmth and light sustain you, yet whose absence leaves you in devastating shadow. Often used as a confession of reverence and love, implying they are more than human and therefore beyond your possession.
by pacibunni August 11, 2025
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