Re-douche

The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).

He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!

by Amonte August 2, 2012

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unused douche

An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.

"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."

by bic1822 August 20, 2013

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Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019

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Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.

Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.

by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011

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When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.

My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

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