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Cum hum

When a female (or homosexual male) has had so much sperm ejaculated inside of them (anus, mouth or vagina) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.
"Oh man, I took Scarlet home last night."

"How was it?"

"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."

"Oh man, that's horrific."

"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."
by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012
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cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016
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cum frother

Someone that has just taken a cumshot in the mouth, starts gargling and foaming all that cum. Kind of like a milk frother.
I fucked this nasty freak last night. She was a cum frother! My cum was just foaming out her mouth and she wanted more!
by Ass molest December 28, 2017
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Cum Dap

When Jones ejaculates inside the vagina, and the recipient wipes the excess cum with her hand and gives Jones an open hand handshake "Cum Dap"
"OMG Jones, that sex was bomb! (wipes cum) ...give me a Cum Dap"
by CMJ6115 January 9, 2017
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cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.
Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.
by Pallyberry August 27, 2013
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cum apple

when i cum in abels apple
by abels cum apple April 3, 2021
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Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream
Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in
by Wmffre March 1, 2021
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