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italian pizza

The Italian pizza refers to the rare situation in which a man with a large sum of cash(dough) and a group of blonds partake in sexual intimacy. To complete the pizza, the previously mentioned females involved are required to be in the bleeding section of their menstrual cycle. All participants involved must have or feign Italian accents and heritage.
"Me and all my girlfriends have synced up our menstrual cycles. The other night Robert Diniro got us all in his bed, and told us to act like we were from the jersey shore. We thought he would say no once we told him it was our times of the month, but instead he just called it an Italian pizza"
by ziggythatch December 17, 2013
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Boneless pizza

-a boneless pizza
-a weak little white kiddo

-john
guy 1:uhmmm lemme get a boneless pizza with a 2 liter coke
guy 2: a what kinda pizza?
guy 1: a boneless pizza
guy 2: im sorry we dont have that on the menu
guy 1: awwww
by littlegingerfuck123 August 29, 2017
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Pizza Whore

A person who is willing to do anything for Pizza. Most pizza whores have similar names. Most common names are Braden, Brandon, or Brady's. Surnames include Jones, Johnson, etc.. Is rare cases a PW will have one of both names.
by likeajew November 21, 2014
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Out Pizza the Hut

An illegal act in which someone out pizza's the hut by creating pizza better than pizza hut, and rarely by some other means. Italians are the biggest offenders.
Giacomo: I'm gonna try to out pizza the hut!

Jaden: That's impossible and illegal!
by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019
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Out Pizza The Hut

A transgression far worse than the Original Sin which is believed to be entirely impossible. If one manages to Out Pizza the Hut, it is theorized that a singularity capable of rupturing the space time continuum will be created. This will surely be the end of known existence.
Todd: Hey Fred, me and my friends were going to get together tonight to try to Out Pizza the Hut. Want to join us?

Fred: No
by Wumbologist. February 2, 2020
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Out Pizza The Hut

An act typically regarded as physically impossible due to the laws of both mathematics and thermal dynamics. Comparable to the root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. Attempts at such are always futile and result in the immediate seizure of one’s existence.
Bob: I’m pretty sure my roommate tried to Out Pizza the Hut last night, although I can’t seem to remember his name.
Daniel: You had a roommate?
Bob: No
by jesuchristo January 29, 2020
mugGet the Out Pizza The Hutmug.

Pizza Crust

Oh man i'm gonna get some pizza crust tonight
by virgothemuse June 13, 2013
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