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Keep your pig out of my shit

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine
Man keep your pig out of my shit!
by simatar May 26, 2011
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oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
by Djw14 April 2, 2011
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Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
by Tucksta March 23, 2011
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Stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit

Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock
stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now
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Ah shit, Here we go again

When its that time and you know your in for it.
by Walugie April 18, 2019
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dont get yo shit ripped

when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped
a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped
by j-boog December 31, 2007
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pickle pollishing shit sniffer

"Pickle pollishing shit sniffer" Is a term used by pissed off truck drivers when traffic doesn't allow their entry to a highway
by ninja6r January 24, 2010
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