John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

Shit Break 2

Same as Shit Break 1 but known as Casey Byrnes

Casey Byrnes you are known as Shit Break 2 after The all mighty Shit Break 1, Richie Borowick

by Nima November 30, 2004

mother fuckin cuntbag piece of shit

eric gutierrez, a guy who is always high and lookin for more weed, jk he's my bro

Look at Eric buying weed at school, that mother fuckin cuntbag piece of shit, he's probably not gunna share ):

by Fagotasskenny69 February 14, 2012

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020

Shit came out of da woodworks

That was very Random...

We talkin Bout Usher u gunna turn around and talk bout SpongeBoB..THAT SHIT CAME OUT OF DA WOODWORKS!!

by Dominique Wisemen June 11, 2006

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

That Shit be upside down for days doe

Something that has been upside down for a longtime.

From BCC High School

That dudes car was flipped over like 2 weeks ago and it hasn't been touched.

That shit be upside down for days doe.

by Chur Blowndin November 13, 2011