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i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.
Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.
by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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K L I P Z +

The evolved form of LUNARINTOKYO
he has dropped hits as "Off the map" "PULL UP! Feat lilyimb! LE" "NO AUTO P1" and "Demon Time"
He is very talented for a 15 year old artist and I really recommend checking out his fire music on all platforms.

Apple Music, Spotify, Youtube Music, Amazon Music and more

We are waiting on his anticipated ep called "XYBER EP" the snippets are fire and were received well by the public.
BOB: YOOOOOOOOO K L I P Z + JUST DROPPED A EP!!!!

HOMIES: OH SHIT NO WAY (IN SYNC)
by I play Skyrim February 2, 2023
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Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
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I See It Now

It's good to see your face again, it's been awhile
How am I doing, Well I get by somehow
You sure look good since your new love came in your life
You know I didn't see that fire in you he's found
Oh but I see it now

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now
Holding him, you never looked more beautiful
Letting go has been so hard on me
And sitting here, it's clear to see what he means to you
The way you look at him, it ain't no mystery
He's all I couldn't be

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now

And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see it now
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i hate kpop

a term that you must NOT say out loud in public, or on Twitter, as kpop stans will come to cancel and attack you from all 8 directions. you are advised to use this term with caution.
A: "i hate kpop!"

B: (likes kpop) "please go rot in hell and make sure you get run over by a truck before you do :)"
by YZ_0916 June 14, 2021
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I slug your jaw

A joke amongst the After the Flash: Wintertide community that references bad roleplayers who try to use this action too win a fight.
Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "*I slug your jaw and knock you out before looting your stuff."
Person 2: "Respond."
by ChaoticFell January 7, 2024
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