not my monkey not my shit show

Lol

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023

Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

big shit talker aka BST

Someone who talks a whole lotta shit with conviction. Usually is a dumb blonde but brunette, specifically named Angela.

Look at this bitch always talking a good game of nonsense she is a big shit talker aka BST.

by CAtheshit January 21, 2023

I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022

Some-shit-or-bloody-some'n-ay

What an Australian ranch hand says at the end of every sentence.

Yeah.. Bruce was bangin some chick the other weekend erh some-shit-or-bloody-some'n-ay.

by Andy not Chris inspired by GAV August 10, 2008

Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

When a shitty situation/event/person is forced to be handled and consumed in a social situation.

or a sexual act:

A sexual act consisting of three people, at least one male. While the male is having anal intercourse, he pulls his shitty shaft out, rubs it between the ass cheeks of the anally assaulted partner, while the third person chugs it up.

That's some Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

The email was full of Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

You see her/him Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

by ReeferAddickt February 24, 2013