gay about dat shit

fuckin' balls on that

A: yo man, you got a quarter?
B :yeah sure lemme get my wallet out--
A:(first guy snatches wallet and runs)
B: gay about dat shit!

by nox13 March 30, 2008

don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.

Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).

by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007

shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

Shit-headed pink comet

An annoying, seizure-inducing pink trajectory travelling from east to west, creating nuisances and wreaking havoc wherever it goes.

Goddammit that JRToad is one cock biting, shit-headed pink comet.

by Professor Gotti at the Univ. of Pricksville February 17, 2004

upside down triple cowboy shit

MAsturbating with a sandpaper glove hopping up and down pon your partner then saying fuck you three times and kicking her boobs. Have fun

Example should include the word "upside down triple cowboy shit"

by hdhSHSDHAVBHvklVfDHLcvjkfvbxcj December 27, 2011

built like a brick shit house

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

by Ross Mcconnell August 12, 2006

Shit my own bell

The process by which you become overly excited, frustrated, or any other strong emotion by a situation and unfortunate things happen to the body.

I got so pissed off at that stupid driver that cut me off I shit my own bell.

by Arthur Unkgnome April 24, 2011