He called the shit poop!

An expressive phrase demonstrating excitement in anothers actions.

If you found a long forgotton bag of marijuana, your friend might yell, "Oh my god, he called the shit poop!"

by Dr. Stubblefield June 13, 2008

I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

by Regicidal October 31, 2013

So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007

holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”

Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012

beat the shit out of some hobos

Beating the shit out of some hobos

“Fuck, I hate my shitty life. I’m gonna go beat the shit out of some hobos”

by MaggotBrain420 September 28, 2020

Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as

Term of affection about a third party

I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste

by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

white trash chicken shit motherfucker

this is an american sayin, and is most commonly used by the ethnic origin of black/coloured race. it mean somebody who has offended you very deeply and cant think of anything to say so its the only thing that will pop into ure head. white trash is offencesive to white people, chicken shit is not the best smelling shit in the world, and motherfucker is someone who fuck there mother or other people's mother's. it is also what a few rockstars use when completely wasted out of there faces.

white guy: "hey what the hell are you doing in my refridgerator, you fucking black jamacan jungle monkey"

black guy: "im sorry what du call me"
white guy: "black jamacan jungle monkey"

black guy: "i aint a jamacan jungle monkey, you white trash chicken shit motherfucker. white trash chicken shit motherfucker offencesive to white people.

by cruise87 January 25, 2011