The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

Man of the Streets

A hobo

I just walked by a Man of the Streets this morning. He was very filthy

by CuppaDoe June 24, 2024

Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.

Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

by Cow_fr July 6, 2025

orange man

Trump other known as captain creamsicle is the orangest man you will prob ever see

how is orange man a president?

by FATJUISYSHART March 23, 2021

Femail Man

A Femail man is a female that delivers your mail. Much like the Mail Man that is male, but a lady or woman delivering mail is plainly put a Femail Man.

Guy one : You seen that hot new mail lady?
Guy two: you mean that new Femail Man??? Yeah she's hot

by Blinx the Cat February 3, 2023

Man cup

Tall drink of sexy ass man 😏

He looks like a man cup tonight

by Ck_kc January 3, 2021

No man’s land

1.The land between two opposing factions (usually entrenched) in a war. Originating from the Great War (2)

2. The hellish area filled with shells, craters, corpses and barbed wire between the Allied and CP trenches.

3. The area between the sack and the butthole.

British commander : up and into no man’s land, boys!
British soldier: *groans in pain* i just got hit there by a piece of shrapnel!

by PonianYoutube September 30, 2021