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Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.
If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012
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dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)
That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.
by MagicMicah January 5, 2014
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dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless
Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.
by damrogers December 10, 2013
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Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
by jim6471 April 13, 2021
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Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.
'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'
by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022
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Lucky Dick

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.
Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Dick jocky

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."
by ickyvickie July 15, 2009
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