Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 May 17, 2018

Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.

I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.

by theAgency_One February 20, 2019

E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.

Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"

by JonesJacobk March 19, 2012

Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024

nicolas david jones

cloeys man...

nicolas david jones is a awesome dude... he is cloeys man...

by kayneeelovaaa October 23, 2022

Bryce Jones

The kid that drove a moped to school everyday freshman year

Look it’s Bryce Jones

by Bshsvsghsgsvvsbshsjs September 19, 2020

Felicity Jones

The thicc girl from Rogue One

Person 1: “Have you seen Felicity Jones outside of Rogue One?”
Person 2: “No, she’s only in boring things”
Person 1: “Oh damn, you’re missing out - she’s thicc af”

by ———//// January 16, 2023