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The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
by yomismo August 24, 2008
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The Story Siren

The Story Siren is a fantabulous book review blog run by Kristi.
Check out The Story Siren's review of book x. It's pure awesomeness
by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011
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a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
by Mecachis June 2, 2018
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sex story

see pts 1-4. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 5/??
sex story pt 5!!

he groans and pushes me down aggressively. 'i can't wait anymore baby, i need you right fucking now' he whimpers desperately as he straddles over my chest and fucks my mouth for a second to get his cock wet, comes back down and slides himself into me. 'fuck baby, i've missed being inside you so bad' he tells me as he adjusts his knees to support my thighs as we look into each other's eyes in missionary. he starts to thrust into me, yell-moaning my name, and i'm screaming in pleasure as his cocks rams against my cervix (in a good way), biting the back of my hand and holding back tears. i wrap one of my arms around his warm body and reach down to grab his ass with the other. i feel his breathing speed up with me as he feels my body up. he suddenly comes to a stop and reaches down to rub my clit a little so he doesn't cum, right as i was about to cum, too.

he looks into my eyes with his eyebrows slanted down, his lip tucked under his teeth and the eyes of a doe. he smirks, pulls out and i scoot back onto the clean, dry blanket and towels i had prepared before leaving. i get on my tummy and for a second he's entranced by my petite yet, in his words 'perfectly shaped' ass. he gives it a good smack before mounting me again but from behind and thrusting his entire length in and out of me, moaning my name louder than ever. 'i love the way your tight little pussy feels' he tells me through his moans, thrusting harder to every word, speeding up.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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alaskan story

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.
She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.

Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015
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Nick Story

Nick Story is a big block driver and f*ck big blocks
“Yo your driving big blocks like Nick Story”
Yeah man
by Racquees August 31, 2023
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Important story

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇

Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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