You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
Get the Lumberjack Pancakesmug. by Blister19 September 8, 2019
Get the Powder Pancakemug. Two partners strip completely naked. The person who is receiving is covered in melted butter then intercourse begins. At the moment of climax, the person who is giving pulls out and while climaxing over the reciever, pours real Canadian maple syrup on the climax area so the ejaculate and syrup mix together with the butter, thus making the reciever a Canadian pancake.
After Dan made marry a Canadian pancake, she was sticky, buttery and so happy the could enjoy this intimate act.
by Canuckledraggingcandian May 20, 2021
Get the Canadian Pancakemug. Going to the cafeteria during pancake day to steal multiple tubs of syrup and pancakes (your choice). Then, you and a buddy will bring said items to the bathroom, where you pour the syrup slowly into a toilet (or urinal of you're male). When the syrup is all gone, put the pancakes into the toilet (or urinal) as well, and wait for an unassuming bystander to enter the bathroom.
Friend 1: What's the syrup and pancakes for?
Friend 2: Come to the bathroom, it's pancake day!
*Friend 1 walks into the bathroom to see a sticky situation*
Friend 2: Come to the bathroom, it's pancake day!
*Friend 1 walks into the bathroom to see a sticky situation*
by allthingssyrup123123123 February 1, 2025
Get the Pancake Daymug. Cole: Hey dude, did you see Dylan riding that one chic last night?
Andrew: Yeah man, she has no ass! Hahaha
Cole: He likes them pancake booties! Hahaha
Andrew: He's such a hardcore pancake wrapper.
Andrew: Yeah man, she has no ass! Hahaha
Cole: He likes them pancake booties! Hahaha
Andrew: He's such a hardcore pancake wrapper.
by Spit hand February 9, 2015
Get the pancake wrappermug. A pretty nice guy, who reads warrior cats like me! His name is Jimmy though, but hes still very cool.
by Notufamgo February 20, 2021
Get the A Pancake Catmug. by Zooglez August 20, 2019
Get the Rubber pancakemug.