rice

If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.

someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do

by a dude named steve January 31, 2020

Rice

A sugaristicgals-style substitute for the brain rot word "rizz".

6-year-old Timmy: yo yo bro bro i got rizz, i made Jessica mine
???: 🫴🍚
6-year-old Timmy: Why'd you give me a bowl of rice?
???: Tsk tsk tsk young lad. You got rice. Not rizz. Learn how to speak proper English.

by bigggdog July 17, 2024

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

rice krispy toasted

Down right fucking stoned.

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted

by Devin loves Jaida December 15, 2021

Spaghetti Rice Krispies

Beans

I bought spaghetti Rice Krispies out of SuperValu today!

tf

by cianpoole52 October 28, 2022

Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025