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Overnight Rule

when someone leaves an item in your possession overnight and for the duration of you having the item you can use it as-much as you want to and are under no obligation to give it back until they remember and ask for it back.
"Cal left his weed at mine last night so i claimed overnight rule, so you want to smoke a joint now?"
by RJ1995 September 18, 2012
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Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.
An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.
by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019
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Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.
When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."
by eRockTampa September 26, 2018
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Mosh Rules

1. Dont wanna get hit? Dont jump in the pit

2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit

3. If someone falls, pick them up

4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.

5. Dont throw kicks or punches

6. Dont be a douche bag

7. Stay hydrated

8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)

9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way

10. Have fun
These are some Mosh Rules.
Mosh Rules: There they are
by The_broseph69 January 23, 2016
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Slon's rule

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.
Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.
by Slonny May 30, 2015
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Rule #1

Rocket League term for when two cars ride up against each other nose to nose and become interlocked in a stalemate. Those who break rule #1 are shamed for life and are thus considered menaces to society.
Squidman524: “I can’t help you out, I have to follow rule #1.“

Pezfactory32: “If you break that I’m forfeiting bro!”

What a save!”

Squidman524: “Fuck!”
by Shoodipie December 10, 2019
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Rule 998

You're allowed to assume if you don't know something
You should not be proud of Your naughty behavior young man.
You assumed they were a young man and not a moderate adult .
Rule 998
by Daniel newsy-housy November 4, 2018
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