by anonymous April 5, 2021
Get the Benjian sand stonemug. by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023
Get the thanos stonemug. When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
by Acuara December 7, 2015
Get the sword in the stonemug. A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019
Get the Penis stonesmug. The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.
by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023
Get the Scott’s rollin stonemug. A ray of sun shine! Stone’s are full of energy, loud, and love to be heard. Super smart and always ready to learn something new. They are ready to conquer any challenge thrown at them! They are super loving and kind to all. Let’s not forget beautiful on the inside and out! ;)
by Mountainchop November 23, 2021
Get the Stonemug. by solutionitis November 21, 2021
Get the stoned as a rockmug.