purple neckasaurus

a noun for the one thing a person requests from a list of items that is unavailable or unaccessible

Waitress: We have vanilla ice cream, strawberry shortcake, and chocolate brownies.

Tom: But you don't have any coconut ice cream??

James: Gosh! She would of said coconut ice cream if there WAS coconut ice cream!! What a purple neckasaurus

by 2323happens June 13, 2009

purple snuff

Another street name for The Drug That Shall Not Be Named. See: virgin tears

Olivia has no idea what purple snuff is, and Kevin won't tell her, because she's too young for that shiiiii. Virgin Tears Death

by bVsedSod February 15, 2014

Purple end

The enflamed bulbus end of a penis that resembles a German soldiers helmet.

Example 1: "I gave Sally the purple end for the first time last night, she loved it"

Example 2: "Bugger off and dont come back you little cunt or i will shove my purple end up uor arse"

by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010

purple necklace

When you have big dark hickies all across your neck

"Omg did he give you a purple necklace!?"

by mr.brightside2025 April 28, 2014

purple gorillas

A mans “things”

Bob: someone just hit me in my purple gorillas
Joe: oooo thats gotta hurt

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018

purple dog

Someone who acts like a regard.

Mark: "Jhon is such a purple dog."

Jhon: "The earth is flat."

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018

Purple diamond

Purple diamond (Royalty) a king or queen that's over everybody and that nobody in the world cannot stop them no matter what.also a flawless or almost flawless piece of this stone that u can break.

Baby you my purple diamond .

by Maria ball May 26, 2018