Stupid Bitch

noun.
pronounced (stoo-pid bi-ch)

Worse than a normal bitch, the stupid bitch has it's own specie classification, as it has a genetic structure and mental capacity inferior to that of a normal human being. You may recognize a stupid bitch by their irrational and selfish behavior. Though it is theoretically possible for a male to be a stupid bitch, there has been no such documented case.

Antonym: Decent Person

"What a stupid bitch!" in reference to the selfish or unintelligent actions of another.

by Svenix May 3, 2007

bitch day

Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.

Bitch day is right around the corner, ladies!

by vioguevara15 November 4, 2013

Feed the bitch

To "feed" a sourdough starter with a mixture of flour, water and yeast. Coined by Adam Last-Name-Unknown, in Anthony Bourdain's book "Kitchen Confidential".

Feed the bitch!" said the voice on the phone. "Feed the bitch or she'll die!"

by Hermetic June 9, 2011

Office Bitch

Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.

You want me to do what? Throw that over to Dave, the office bitch!

by Paul Richards May 20, 2008

Bitch Mob

A group of the realest niggas of all time, wearing tiny pants, and not giving a fuck.

Lil B taught me about them Based Boyz and that Bitch Mob.

by TheTrueAmazing December 1, 2011

son of a bitch

something you can call a motherfucking bastard.

1: ey man, i stole your credit card.
2:you son of a bitch

by Irishspringgreengreen April 12, 2020

Bitches be crazy

Not so much a blunt statement as it is a motto in life. This simple yet profound observation states what we all think about bitches and their ways and sums up into simple terms the craziness that they be.

Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.

The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.

guy1: Last week my ex scratched a giant cock onto the side of my car, and just today I got a text from her asking me to take her back.... the fuck?!?

guy2: Dude, bitches be crazy.

guy1: Bitches be crazy.

by P1k4 July 23, 2011