England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.

Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!

by The jolly brit June 10, 2019

Suck a dog

Well suck a dog is basically saying suck my dog e.g golden retriever. It’s not ina rude way you just wanna day I don’t like you your annoying so go SUCK my juicy dog you dingus.

Jon:hay bobit want some pizza

Bobit:No Jon no one like u go suck my obese fat dog

I can’t believe you Sucked a dog Jon.

Suck a dog is a fat dog that has been or is being sucked

by joumamastv April 21, 2019

suck air

To be a waste of space or doing something useless

Can you come and help us. Don’t jus suck air, you twat.

by This twat November 27, 2018

Mind Suck

Mind sucking is when you and your special someone get together and want to commit a suck but mentally so dad doesn't get jealous.

hey babe, can we mind suck. I don't want your dad to be jealous

by decayingThOughTs March 14, 2019

sucks to be you

Something you say to someone when something happens to them (or they are in a situation) that you do not envy and would not want to have happen to you (or would not want to be in a similar situation.)

First Student: I wish I hadn't taken 7 courses this term... I have so much homework I won't be able to make it to the party this weekend.
Second Student: Sucks to be you! I only took 4 bird courses this term. I am home free for the weekend and I will be front and centre at the party.

by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

sucking anthony

basically Jint sucking Anthony off dry till it hurts

Jint! Stop sucking Anthony in public!

by mkmkmmkmkkmfvdbgngmhklksucking February 11, 2020

sucks to be you

Said to someone who just had something unfortunate happen to them.

Hah! You got hit in the face with a beaver? Sucks to be you!

by ShuChoMouff June 14, 2004